| #264 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 271 |
| #1050 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #630 | Meleegra™ pills | 10 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #481 | abominable snowcone | 21 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #57 | asshat | 118 |
| #395 | beertini | 4 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #815 | blood flower | 6 |
| #5 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1,768 |
| #2899 | box of sunshine | 31 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #642 | chaos butterfly | 132 |
| #198 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 29 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #100 | disbelief suspenders | 15 |
| #175 | enchanted toothpick | 8 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #753 | fruitcake | 29 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #342 | long-stemmed rose | 4 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥉 | moxie magnet | 203 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #831 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #160 | red balloon | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #294 | ridiculously huge sword | 47 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #398 | slap and tickle | 3 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #193 | wussiness potion | 98 |