| #176 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 62 |
| #234 | Divine | 2 |
| #208 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 51 |
| #151 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 78 |
| #126 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 92 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #687 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 20 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #217 | blood flower | 49 |
| #515 | bottle of vodka | 24 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #572 | can of Red Minotaur | 5 |
| #176 | disturbing fanfic | 1,248 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #435 | fine wine | 10 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #529 | heart-shaped balloon | 10 |
| #735 | herb brownies | 10 |
| #177 | horizontal tango | 10 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #269 | leather mask | 20 |
| #94 | lemon | 1,036 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #15 | sk8board | 314 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #968 | spooky lipstick | 3 |
| #273 | sweet ninja sword | 5 |
| #203 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |