| #176 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 62 |
| #235 | Divine | 2 |
| #208 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 51 |
| #150 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 78 |
| #126 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 92 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #687 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 20 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #217 | blood flower | 49 |
| #514 | bottle of vodka | 24 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #573 | can of Red Minotaur | 5 |
| #176 | disturbing fanfic | 1,248 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #436 | fine wine | 10 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #529 | heart-shaped balloon | 10 |
| #736 | herb brownies | 10 |
| #177 | horizontal tango | 10 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #269 | leather mask | 20 |
| #97 | lemon | 1,036 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #15 | sk8board | 314 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #968 | spooky lipstick | 3 |
| #273 | sweet ninja sword | 5 |
| #203 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |