| #597 | Cloaca grenade | 24 |
| #268 | Cloaca-Cola | 150 |
| #260 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 14 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #707 | Dyspepsi grenade | 15 |
| #1028 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 38 |
| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #764 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 20 |
| #524 | Now and Earlier | 4 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #299 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 6 |
| #9 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 197,298 |
| #6 | ice-cold Willer | 23,574 |
| #708 | ice-cold six-pack | 6 |
| #526 | iron pasta spoon | 10 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #717 | mafia aria | 24 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #549 | probability potion | 54 |
| #666 | procrastination potion | 29 |
| #251 | ratini | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #510 | scroll of pasta summoning | 22 |
| #576 | support cummerbund | 10 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |