Warlord X

RankItemQuantity
#302Angry Farmer candy413
#24Children's Meal of the Damned1
#32Knob Goblin firecracker971
#36Knob mushroom959
#17Knob sausage1,627
#208Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub397
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#192Warm Subject gift certificate934
#51abominable snowcone807
#47anticheese589
#330awful poetry journal397
#32barbed-wire fence452
#963brine10
#38briny vinegar10
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#77cast700
#199chaos butterfly1,414
#109chocolate box1
#154cologne of contempt1
#32cryptic puzzle box1
#330dill114
#351disturbing fanfic414
#74exactly-three-shaped box1
#188furry fur802
#303ghost cucumber142
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#26ghostly pickling solution10
#173giant needle430
#214heavy D575
#41ice-cold six-pack963
#134imitation nice watch1
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#26lihc eye1,337
#47lihc eye pie100
#15lihc face1,000
#26magnetic field1
#122meat paste2,472
#120miniature coffin1
#220original G536
#495petrified time1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#179plot hole1,209
#273probability potion269
#270procrastination potion293
#25refrigerated biohazard container1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#33solid asbestos box1
#23solid chrome box1
#31solid linoleum box1
#72spices1,016
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#175thin black candle1,570
#1160toast462
#61tomato1,783
#341vinegar113
#66wad of dough1,796
#153yeti fur2,007

Wow, that's 29,113 items total!

what items are this player missing?