| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #77 | Spam Witch sammich | 851 |
| #1044 | Trollhouse cookies | 5 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2316 | box of sunshine | 50 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #2050 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #537 | white balloon | 3 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1165 | yellow snowcone | 18 |