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| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
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| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
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| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
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| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
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| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
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| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
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| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #227 | lumbering jack | 1 |
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| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
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| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
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| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
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| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
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| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
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| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
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| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
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| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
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