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| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
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| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
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| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
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| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
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| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
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