| #1448 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #708 | Cloaca-Cola | 35 |
| #941 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #471 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #673 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1235 | pet rock | 5 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #380 | teddy bear | 18 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #846 | yo-yo | 26 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |