| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #123 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 46 |
| #235 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 43 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1328 | Imp Ale | 21 |
| #776 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 2 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1247 | Mad Train wine | 11 |
| #1022 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 3 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1583 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #123 | blood of the Wereseal | 10 |
| #398 | bone rattle | 3 |
| #1169 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #1727 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #1349 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #1094 | bottle of whiskey | 6 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #739 | bubbly potion | 4 |
| #810 | cast | 5 |
| #768 | cloudy potion | 4 |
| #730 | coconut shell | 16 |
| #1176 | disco ball | 9 |
| #803 | disease | 4 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #702 | effervescent potion | 5 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #677 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #274 | hair spray | 27 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1210 | helmet turtle | 10 |
| #964 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 36 |
| #912 | ice-cold Willer | 20 |
| #1000 | ice-cold fotie | 5 |
| #1067 | little paper umbrella | 4 |
| #785 | magical ice cubes | 11 |
| #325 | magical mystery juice | 25 |
| #1130 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #839 | milky potion | 2 |
| #827 | murky potion | 2 |
| #1312 | pail | 3 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #967 | probability potion | 5 |
| #956 | procrastination potion | 6 |
| #506 | red pixel potion | 4 |
| #347 | rockin' wagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #350 | serum of sarcasm | 2 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #102 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 14 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #805 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 56 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1277 | stolen accordion | 6 |
| #202 | stone banjo | 2 |
| #714 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #796 | super-spiky hair gel | 34 |
| #842 | swirly potion | 2 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #81 | tortoise's blessing | 69 |
| #930 | wussiness potion | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |