| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #4 | all-purpose flower | 100 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1785 | brick | 7 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #145 | cherry | 50 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #21 | cog | 2,063 |
| #24 | cog and sprocket assembly | 122 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #166 | dope wheels | 6 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #15 | empty meat tank | 2,001 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #446 | flat dough | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #18 | full meat tank | 100 |
| #30 | gazing shoes | 4 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #268 | long-stemmed rose | 10 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #28 | meat engine | 106 |
| #346 | meat stack | 101 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #20 | pr0n taco | 100 |
| #848 | pretty flower | 40 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #98 | red balloon | 6 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1168 | rubber emo roe | 15 |
| #99 | shingle | 100 |
| #134 | sleazy hi mein | 5 |
| #243 | spooky eyeliner | 10 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #24 | spring | 2,074 |
| #21 | sprocket | 2,055 |
| #15 | sprocket assembly | 122 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #10 | sweet rims | 201 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #18 | tires | 2,005 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #89 | yellow brick road | 15 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |