| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
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| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
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| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #580 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 8 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #454 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 13 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #609 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 9 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #466 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 13 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #190 | Ram's Face Lager | 237 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #501 | Snow Queen Crown | 3 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #895 | Yummy Tummy bean | 193 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #801 | astral mushroom | 5 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #3380 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #45 | container of Spooky Putty | 2 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #261 | crazy little Turkish delight | 59 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #640 | evil golden arch | 6 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #397 | ga-ga radio | 4 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #330 | hot wing | 211 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #317 | personalized coffee mug | 219 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #194 | ram horns | 23 |
| #219 | ram stick | 15 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1383 | rubber emo roe | 9 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #38 | sausage pizza | 179 |
| #277 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 8 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #81 | spooky eyeliner | 32 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #166 | spooky lipstick | 15 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #792 | thin black candle | 77 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |