| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #860 | Meleegra™ pills | 4 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #176 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,000 |
| #51 | a little sump'm sump'm | 126 |
| #861 | abominable snowcone | 7 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1253 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #870 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #716 | bottle of gin | 12 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #108 | bottle of tequila | 404 |
| #748 | box of sunshine | 395 |
| #1096 | brick | 25 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #457 | casino pass | 5 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #298 | concentrated magicalness pill | 6 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #490 | giant moxie weed | 3 |
| #633 | goat cheese pizza | 5 |
| #1194 | green beer | 6 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #1664 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #643 | lemon | 30 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #544 | magical mystery juice | 4 |
| #127 | martini | 57 |
| #533 | pile of candy | 11 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |