| #693 | Cloaca grenade | 18 |
| #500 | Cloaca-Cola | 67 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #336 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #306 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 8 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #480 | Dyspepsi grenade | 27 |
| #865 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 57 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #424 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #352 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #313 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #1054 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #19 | bum cheek | 2,132 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #297 | dirty hobo gloves | 85 |
| #477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #96 | red plastic oyster egg | 32 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #696 | scroll of pasta summoning | 12 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |