| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #269 | Cloaca grenade | 65 |
| #129 | Cloaca-Cola | 353 |
| #375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #341 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #950 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #367 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #352 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #276 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 8 |
| #51 | balloon monkey | 38 |
| #345 | delicious noodles | 3 |
| #1484 | disturbing fanfic | 6 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #472 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |