BobInTheDarkAlley

RankItemQuantity
#3369Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#23Children's Meal of the Damned1
#20Cloaca-Cola2,500
#12Cloaca-Cola c-rations307
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#30Dyspepsi-Cola2,500
#9Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations252
#49Knob stuffed shells81
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#206bloody beer104
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#2315box of sunshine50
#178chewing gum on a string100
#733coconut shell17
#630fake hand42
#33fuzzbump199
#537ice-cold fotie27
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#388lime24
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#47ocean motion98
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#155petrified time3
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#90rat head balloon1
#37ratini99
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#5sausage pizza6,593
#676scroll of drastic healing55
#71slap and tickle99
#889spooky mushroom30
#260sprocket108
#1717stuffed Cheshire bitten29
#4867stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech7
#677stuffed alien blob10
#2772stuffed angry cow17
#4576stuffed astral badger8
#1644stuffed baby gravy fairy32
#1768stuffed cocoabo28
#1265stuffed doppelshifter7
#1897stuffed flaming gravy fairy27
#1632stuffed frozen gravy fairy32
#2384stuffed hand turkey21
#1523stuffed mind flayer34
#1860stuffed scary death orb28
#2199stuffed sleazy gravy fairy23
#2297stuffed snowy owl21
#1886stuffed spooky gravy fairy27
#1488stuffed stinky gravy fairy34
#2137stuffed undead elbow macaroni24
#890tiny house83
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 13,819 items total!

what items are this player missing?