| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #890 | 30669 scroll | 2 |
| #827 | 33398 scroll | 6 |
| #254 | 334 scroll | 26 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #476 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 3 |
| #858 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #738 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 15 |
| #511 | awful poetry journal | 158 |
| #551 | disturbing fanfic | 158 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #378 | smart skull | 32 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |