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\n* - Depends on user's definition of \"useful.\"
\n** - Calculations were double-checked by several Attention Deficit Demons.
\n*** - Depends on user's definition of \"best.\" May vary from dictionary definition.
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\nHow like my soul, it's thin and black.
\nIn the darkness we shall meet,
\nMiasma raining at my feet.
\n\n

\nSo yeah, this candle is like crappy poetry.","potion",144,"nameChanges",[],"sort","totalItems",1827,"actionData","errors"]

Rank	Item	Quantity
#189	Deactivated O. A. F.	4
#47	bad penguin egg	2
#245	bunch of bananas	20
#14	chopsticks	1,781
#122	rice bowl	18
#1434	theoretical string	1
#1620	thin black candle	1