| #148 | Cloaca grenade | 111 |
| #372 | Cloaca-Cola | 100 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 46 |
| #331 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 204 |
| #424 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #301 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #745 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 21 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #883 | blood flower | 5 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 3 |
| #323 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 2 |
| #359 | bottle of popskull | 5 |
| #1082 | brine | 6 |
| #1020 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #2335 | candy cane | 9 |
| #541 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 12 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #1057 | dill | 18 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #300 | fake plastic grass | 6 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1676 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #1206 | ghost cucumber | 18 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1331 | googly eye | 7 |
| #1195 | green beer | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #448 | iron pasta spoon | 12 |
| #891 | kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #702 | mafia aria | 25 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1168 | pixellated candy heart | 6 |
| #822 | portable corkscrew | 8 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #87 | red paisley oyster egg | 28 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #40 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 103 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1014 | scroll of pasta summoning | 5 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #496 | string of blue beads | 24 |
| #437 | string of green beads | 27 |
| #474 | string of red beads | 24 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #396 | support cummerbund | 17 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1044 | vinegar | 19 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |