| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #574 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1131 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #523 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1103 | blood flower | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #435 | broken cellular phone | 5 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #705 | doll house | 6 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #124 | rag doll | 15 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #463 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #89 | yo-yo | 337 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |