| #422 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 15 |
| #502 | Cloaca grenade | 30 |
| #420 | Cloaca-Cola | 88 |
| #375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #575 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 8 |
| #403 | Dyspepsi grenade | 33 |
| #649 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 92 |
| #267 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 11 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #899 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #320 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 27 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1373 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |