| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #21 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 184 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #6 | White Citadel burger | 7,202 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #42 | beer cartilage | 16 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #580 | blue striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #1109 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #214 | cheap wind-up clock | 2 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #15 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 110 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #16 | gauze hammock | 28 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |