| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #362 | Imp Ale | 519 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #973 | abominable snowcone | 5 |
| #485 | arrrgyle socks | 4 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #131 | brainy skull | 4 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #418 | cold ninja mask | 6 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #172 | disembodied brain | 26 |
| #356 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 4 |
| #113 | fez of etymology | 3 |
| #60 | flaming crutch | 289 |
| #384 | flaming talons | 16 |
| #603 | frigid ninja stars | 29 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #522 | frozen nunchaku | 3 |
| #473 | green snowcone | 13 |
| #123 | hot katana blade | 195 |
| #223 | hot wing | 417 |
| #1215 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 14 |
| #949 | ice-cold Willer | 18 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #923 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #377 | icy katana hilt | 7 |
| #211 | icy-hot katana | 3 |
| #166 | infernal insoles | 23 |
| #688 | ninja hot pants | 2 |
| #570 | purple snowcone | 10 |
| #277 | smart skull | 58 |
| #137 | wang | 31 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |