| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #595 | Cloaca grenade | 24 |
| #230 | Cloaca-Cola | 173 |
| #218 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 17 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #349 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #56 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 12 |
| #813 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #82 | can of fake snow | 4 |
| #410 | clockwork key | 5 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #244 | fancy chocolate | 11 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #75 | petrified time | 5 |
| #160 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 5 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #755 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |