| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #597 | Cloaca grenade | 24 |
| #233 | Cloaca-Cola | 173 |
| #219 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 17 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #348 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #56 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 12 |
| #816 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #81 | can of fake snow | 4 |
| #410 | clockwork key | 5 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #243 | fancy chocolate | 11 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #73 | petrified time | 5 |
| #163 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 5 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #756 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |
Wow, that's 320 items total!
what items are this player missing?