| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #18 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 3 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #7 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 5 |
| #296 | bag of bones | 6 |
| #5 | blundarrrbus | 137 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #104 | bone chips | 206 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #21 | bone spurs | 3 |
| #14 | boneana hammock | 3 |
| #13 | bonedanna | 3 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #274 | bottle of Blank-Out | 46 |
| #27 | bottle of vodka | 4,062 |
| #50 | bow | 7 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #106 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #36 | floaty stone sphere | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #10 | golden plastic oyster egg | 21 |
| #791 | green beer | 12 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #11 | infant sandworm | 3 |
| #15 | long skinny balloon | 883 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #10 | off-white striped oyster egg | 227 |
| #99 | paperclip | 507 |
| #756 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #135 | puce plastic oyster egg | 22 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #24 | squamous polyp | 2 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #120 | tree skirt | 3 |