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| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1377 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 9 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
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| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
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| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
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| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #791 | frigid ninja stars | 10 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #627 | goat cheese | 8 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #381 | hair spray | 10 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #771 | meat vortex | 11 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #138 | penguin skin | 1,337 |
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| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
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| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
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| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
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| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
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| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
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| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
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| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
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