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| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1759 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1377 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 9 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
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| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #1034 | bloody beer | 1 |
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| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
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| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #517 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #511 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
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| #605 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #629 | goat cheese | 8 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #382 | hair spray | 10 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1603 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1357 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #667 | martini | 1 |
| #772 | meat vortex | 11 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #530 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #138 | penguin skin | 1,337 |
| #473 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
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| #596 | pink pony | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
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| #336 | sangria | 1 |
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| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
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| #308 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
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| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #429 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1158 | spider web | 1 |
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| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #699 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #466 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4867 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
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| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1106 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #785 | worthless trinket | 1 |
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