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\nThis must've fallen out of one of the weird temporal rifts you've been seeing, and landed in your backpack.","chunks of petrified time",{"_16":17,"_18":149,"_20":150},106,{"_22":151,"_11":152,"_25":153,"_27":154,"_29":155,"_31":156,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":152,"_53":36,"_54":36},2075,"spandex anniversary shorts","spandex",259836862,"This is a pair of shorts given to an adventurer to celebrate his or her second anniversary in the Kingdom. Spandex is symbolic of the second year of adventuring because in the second year, one stretches one's opinions, one learns to fit into one's new surroundings, and one starts to get shiny. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around!","pants",{"_16":17,"_18":158,"_20":159},360,{"_22":160,"_11":161,"_25":162,"_27":163,"_29":164,"_31":165,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":65,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":65,"_46":47,"_48":47,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":166,"_53":36,"_54":36},3502,"thermos of brew","thermos",501342128,"This is a thermos of hot witches brew. Witch's brew? Anyway, it actually smells a lot like hot apple cider, albeit hot apple cider that someone dipped a lizard in.","spleen","thermi of brew",{"_16":17,"_18":168,"_20":169},41,{"_22":170,"_11":171,"_25":172,"_27":173,"_29":174,"_31":64,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":65,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":93,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_53":36,"_54":36},1323,"time helmet","timehat",138957006,"This is a hat with big chunk of crystallized time attached to the front of it. Y'know how a miner's helmet has that light on it, that lets you look forward through space? This is the same thing, only it lets you look forward through time, instead. Because, like, time and space are really the same thing. It's complicated. You'd understand if you knew more about science.",{"_16":17,"_18":176,"_20":177},140,{"_22":178,"_11":179,"_25":180,"_27":181,"_29":182,"_31":183,"_33":184,"_35":36,"_37":65,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":93,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_53":36,"_54":36},1325,"time sword","timesword",308593657,"This is a sword whose blade was forged from the crystalline essence of time. The way it works is sort of interesting. It's not at all sharp, but touching a monster with it sends them forward in time to a point where they get cut by somebody else, then immediately brings them back.\n

\nAs with all time travel issues, the most difficult part to deal with is the grammar.","weapon","sword",{"_16":17,"_18":186,"_20":187},42,{"_22":188,"_11":189,"_25":190,"_27":191,"_29":192,"_31":156,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":65,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":93,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":193,"_53":36,"_54":36},1324,"time trousers","timepants",386308707,"This is a pair of pants woven from shimmering threads of crystalline time. Y'know how they say \"time is Meat?\" Well, if you put these on, then put your wallet in your pocket, time both is and contains Meat. Isn't that freaky?
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Seriously. Aren't you a little freaked out, just thinking about it?","pairs of time trousers",{"_16":17,"_18":195,"_20":196},615,{"_22":197,"_11":198,"_25":199,"_27":200,"_29":201,"_31":64,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":65,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_53":36,"_54":36},3499,"witch hat","witchhat",853786970,"This is a slightly-digested witch's hat, of the standard black conical variety. Although, wizards seem to like the pointy hats too, so maybe it's actually a goth wizard's hat.\n

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Rank	Item	Quantity
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1012	doll house	3
#4232	easter egg balloon	2
#480	empty blowgun	3
#377	fancy canapés	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#545	loaded serum blowgun	8
#495	petrified time	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#360	thermos of brew	1
#41	time helmet	1
#140	time sword	1
#42	time trousers	1
#615	witch hat	1
#678	zombie pineal gland	7