| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #864 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #755 | cast | 7 |
| #257 | cog | 120 |
| #557 | cool whip | 3 |
| #703 | cornuthaum | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #447 | dead guy's watch | 12 |
| #581 | decorative fountain | 4 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #132 | diamond-studded cane | 69 |
| #1578 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #812 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1216 | ghost cucumber | 17 |
| #725 | hot katana blade | 6 |