| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1735 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #776 | Spam Witch sammich | 10 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #645 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #25 | cast | 2,513 |
| #191 | chaos butterfly | 1,495 |
| #22 | daisy | 1,618 |
| #33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #528 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 16 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #389 | ghuol egg quiche | 3 |
| #742 | green snowcone | 2 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #104 | lihc eye pie | 40 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #629 | orange snowcone | 6 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #80 | potted cactus | 1,000 |
| #5 | potted fern | 1,004 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #736 | red snowcone | 2 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #70 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 100 |
| #71 | shot of orange schnapps | 100 |
| #80 | shot of tomato schnapps | 100 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #222 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dodecapede | 1,000 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #449 | white chocolate chip cookies | 5 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |