| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #138 | black candy heart | 100 |
| 🥉 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 518 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #140 | fat stacks of cash | 133 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| 🥉 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 7,118 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #49 | stuffed teddy butler | 410 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |