| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |