Kracatoa

RankItemQuantity
#301.21 jigawatts7
#660Ancient Saucehelm4
#1928Dyspepsi-Cola2
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#133badger badge1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#29cardboard crossbow3
#209eye of newt67
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#771magical ice cubes12
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#204salamander spleen66
#287squashed frog50
#929stolen accordion18
#1849valuable trinket9
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 271 items total!

what items are this player missing?