| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #880 | boxed wine | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1060 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #983 | ice-cold Willer | 16 |
| #447 | ice-cold fotie | 41 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |