| #772 | Crimboween memo | 14 |
| #1166 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #219 | Goodfella contract | 226 |
| #303 | NG | 2 |
| #125 | WA | 4 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #58 | bowl of cottage cheese | 597 |
| #1155 | candy cane | 29 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1461 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1180 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #804 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #763 | eggnog | 22 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| 🥉 | flashing novelty button | 19 |
| #650 | fruitcake | 33 |
| #837 | gingerbread bugbear | 27 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #23 | green glowstick | 18 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #777 | heavy D | 17 |
| #375 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 8 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #65 | lowercase N | 342 |
| #119 | metallic A | 566 |
| #23 | orange glowstick | 22 |
| #130 | original G | 1,310 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #184 | pail | 71 |
| #281 | pink glowstick | 8 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #89 | ruby W | 307 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #661 | spooky felt | 13 |
| #1321 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #345 | spooky stuffing | 17 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #225 | stick | 11 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | stolen office supplies | 81 |
| #92 | string of blue beads | 89 |
| #86 | string of green beads | 93 |
| #99 | string of red beads | 81 |
| #419 | stringy sinew | 23 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #125 | toast | 16,090 |
| #286 | tooth | 13 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #327 | wang | 5 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |