Handicapped

RankItemQuantity
#487Cloaca-Cola70
#1078Dyspepsi-Cola33
#1461Imp Ale13
#336Knob mushroom19
#597Knoll mushroom10
#1758Mad Train wine1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#182beer goggles2
#218beer lens12
#788beertini1
#874bloody beer2
#621bloody mary1
#482bottle of gin30
#723bottle of rum36
#228bottle of tequila141
#724bottle of vodka10
#699bottle of whiskey26
#707boxed wine14
#534calle de miel1
#560fine wine5
#168flat mushroom wine1
#827frozen mushroom1
#604fuzzbump1
#1934hamethyst2
#53hamethyst earring3
#101hamethyst necklace6
#17hamethyst ring11
#433horizontal tango1
#505ice-cold Sir Schlitz188
#854ice-cold Willer24
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#866ice-cold six-pack3
#275icy mushroom wine1
#480margarita1
#536martini2
#529ocean motion1
#472perpendicular hula1
#315pink pony6
#320pointy mushroom7
#454rockin' wagon1
#494roll in the hay1
#647rum and cola1
#855salty dog1
#589screwdriver1
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#430shot of grapefruit schnapps5
#437shot of orange schnapps5
#444shot of tomato schnapps5
#546slap and tickle1
#1307spooky mushroom6
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#374strawberry wine2
#438tequila sunrise1
🥇time sleigh1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#321vodka martini3
#515whiskey and cola2
#256whiskey and soda3
#513whiskey sour2
#792white Canadian1
#321wine spritzer2

Wow, that's 773 items total!

what items are this player missing?