| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |