| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #48 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |