| #804 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #420 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 15 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #771 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #418 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 6 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #688 | 8-ball | 25 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1398 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #608 | Black No. 2 | 3 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #763 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #376 | acid-squirting flower | 9 |
| #612 | adder bladder | 4 |
| #852 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 7 |
| #370 | ancient spice | 4 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #137 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 67 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #315 | ant agonist | 8 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #766 | anticheese | 3 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #554 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #275 | asbestos apron | 3 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #269 | asparagus knife | 31 |
| #388 | asshat | 3 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1044 | baconstone | 7 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #222 | bag of Cheat-Os | 52 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #575 | bar skin | 12 |
| #1025 | barrrnacle | 10 |
| #770 | bat guano | 3 |
| #615 | bat wing | 10 |
| #431 | batblade | 5 |
| #664 | batgut | 16 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #295 | beer bong | 7 |
| #259 | beer lens | 10 |
| #377 | big red clown nose | 15 |
| #396 | bit-o-cactus | 6 |
| #189 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #408 | black greaves | 4 |
| #547 | black helmet | 2 |
| #394 | black pension check | 6 |
| #264 | black pepper | 9 |
| #308 | black picnic basket | 4 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #613 | black snake skin | 4 |
| #348 | black snowcone | 10 |
| #571 | black sword | 2 |
| #530 | blackberry | 8 |
| #330 | blue pixel | 201 |
| #319 | blue snowcone | 49 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #346 | bottle of alcohol | 7 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #517 | bottle of rum | 80 |
| #1132 | bottle of tequila | 3 |
| #913 | bottle of vodka | 5 |
| #1021 | bottle of whiskey | 8 |
| #221 | bottle opener belt buckle | 15 |
| #973 | bowl of cottage cheese | 3 |
| #354 | box | 33 |
| #881 | boxed wine | 8 |
| #357 | briefcase | 12 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #274 | bronze breastplate | 5 |
| #159 | brown sugar cane | 38 |
| #529 | bugbear beanie | 9 |
| #594 | bugbear bungguard | 6 |
| #817 | bum cheek | 4 |
| #386 | bunch of square grapes | 6 |
| #317 | cactus fruit | 5 |
| #243 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 2 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #116 | can of maces | 10 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #295 | cardboard wakizashi | 8 |
| #588 | cast | 15 |
| #351 | cat appendix | 9 |
| #501 | catgut | 9 |
| #359 | centipede eggs | 7 |
| #862 | chaos butterfly | 67 |
| #525 | chef's hat | 11 |
| #247 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |