| #801 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #419 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 15 |
| #1047 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #768 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #875 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #417 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 6 |
| #901 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #684 | 8-ball | 25 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #607 | Black No. 2 | 3 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #759 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #374 | acid-squirting flower | 9 |
| #611 | adder bladder | 4 |
| #851 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 7 |
| #370 | ancient spice | 4 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #135 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 67 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #312 | ant agonist | 8 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #768 | anticheese | 3 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #553 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #273 | asbestos apron | 3 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #269 | asparagus knife | 31 |
| #386 | asshat | 3 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1041 | baconstone | 7 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #222 | bag of Cheat-Os | 52 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #576 | bar skin | 12 |
| #1022 | barrrnacle | 10 |
| #769 | bat guano | 3 |
| #613 | bat wing | 10 |
| #429 | batblade | 5 |
| #664 | batgut | 16 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #293 | beer bong | 7 |
| #257 | beer lens | 10 |
| #374 | big red clown nose | 15 |
| #393 | bit-o-cactus | 6 |
| #187 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #407 | black greaves | 4 |
| #546 | black helmet | 2 |
| #394 | black pension check | 6 |
| #263 | black pepper | 9 |
| #307 | black picnic basket | 4 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #614 | black snake skin | 4 |
| #350 | black snowcone | 10 |
| #567 | black sword | 2 |
| #531 | blackberry | 8 |
| #328 | blue pixel | 201 |
| #321 | blue snowcone | 49 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #345 | bottle of alcohol | 7 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #518 | bottle of rum | 80 |
| #1133 | bottle of tequila | 3 |
| #915 | bottle of vodka | 5 |
| #1021 | bottle of whiskey | 8 |
| #221 | bottle opener belt buckle | 15 |
| #972 | bowl of cottage cheese | 3 |
| #355 | box | 33 |
| #880 | boxed wine | 8 |
| #359 | briefcase | 12 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #273 | bronze breastplate | 5 |
| #160 | brown sugar cane | 38 |
| #529 | bugbear beanie | 9 |
| #593 | bugbear bungguard | 6 |
| #815 | bum cheek | 4 |
| #387 | bunch of square grapes | 6 |
| #318 | cactus fruit | 5 |
| #244 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 2 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #115 | can of maces | 10 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #295 | cardboard wakizashi | 8 |
| #589 | cast | 15 |
| #351 | cat appendix | 9 |
| #502 | catgut | 9 |
| #357 | centipede eggs | 7 |
| #861 | chaos butterfly | 67 |
| #525 | chef's hat | 11 |
| #244 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |