AiviIo

RankItemQuantity
#958Cloaca grenade10
#372Cloaca-Cola100
#375Cloaca-Cola c-rations10
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#186Connery's Elixir of Audacity2
#235Divine2
#883Dyspepsi grenade10
#596Dyspepsi-Cola100
#312Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations10
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#857Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#194Ferrigno's Elixir of Power2
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#176Gordon Bennett2
#188Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance2
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#130Knob lo mein2
#144Knob stroganoff2
#280Knob stuffed shells2
#85Knoll lo mein2
#253Mae West2
#272Mon Tiki2
#226Neuromancer2
#129Spirit Precipice1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#100asparagus lo mein2
#278bätzle2
#2119box of sunshine60
#96bubble bauble bow1
#108buffalo blade1
#98can cannon1
#77carob cannon1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#176coconut bikini top1
#47cold and sour sauce2
#200cold hi mein2
#310cold nuggets2
#229cold powder2
#327cold wad2
#128cologne of contempt2
#170cordial of concentration2
#104curdflinger1
#192eyedrops of the ermine2
#105eyedrops of the ocelot2
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#268floral print shirt1
#63flypaper staff1
#428frilly shirt1
#78giant cheesestick1
#216gimlet2
#209gingham blouse1
#72glistening staff1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#80goulauncher1
#122grease gun1
#88hairy staff1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#50hot and sour sauce2
#62hot cross bow1
#217hot hi mein2
#332hot nuggets2
#283hot powder2
#411hot wad2
#170libation of liveliness2
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#191lotion of coldness2
#191lotion of hotness2
#196lotion of sleaziness2
#199lotion of spookiness2
#183lotion of stench2
#239mandarina colada2
#132meatspout staff1
#204menudo ravioli2
#288milk of magnesium2
#152muculent machete1
#176oil of expertise2
#185oil of slipperiness2
#181oil of stability2
#269ointment of the occult2
#110olive lo mein2
#107perfume of prejudice2
#104pestoblade1
#315philter of phorce2
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#681pirate shirt1
#143potato pistol1
#99potent potion of potency2
#190potion of potency2
#324potion of temporary gr8ness2
#74poutine pole1
#76projectile icemaker1
#251prussian cathouse2
#251ratini2
#72repeating crossbow1
#309rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#350serum of sarcasm2
#89shuddersword1
#290sleaze nuggets2
#264sleaze powder2
#326sleaze wad2
#56sleazy and sour sauce2
#186sleazy hi mein2
#57smoldering staff1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#478souvenir ski t-shirt1
#72soylent staff1
#57spooky and sour sauce2
#200spooky hi mein2
#134spooky lo mein2
#327spooky nuggets2
#316spooky powder2
#344spooky wad2
#69squeaky staff1
#288star shirt1
#52stench and sour sauce2
#321stench nuggets2
#268stench powder2
#402stench wad2
#185stinky hi mein2
#592supportive bra1
#285sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#172sword of static1
#171tangarita2
#194teqiwila slammer2
#366tomato juice of powerful power2
#491twinkly nuggets2
#458twinkly powder2
#1022twinkly wad2
#200vodka stratocaster2
#88wiffle-flail1
#279yellow brick road2

Wow, that's 507 items total!

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