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\nWait a minute, a blue traffic cone? Who ever heard of a blue traffic cone? It must have been outside of a blue house with a blue little window. Anyway, stay tuned for my new single, \"The Traffic Cone Blues.\"","hat",100,60,{"_16":70,"_18":71,"_20":72},5,1464,{"_22":73,"_11":74,"_25":75,"_27":76,"_29":77,"_31":78,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":79,"_50":51,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":80,"_56":39,"_57":39},1368,"can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce","cransauce",425035847,"This is a stiffly molded, cranberry-flavored hunk of gelatin. It's shaped like the can out from which it came. I mean, right down to the little ridges in the middle. It's somewhat disconcerting.","food",40,"quivering cylinders of can-shaped cranberry sauce",{"_16":82,"_18":83,"_20":84},3,1964,{"_22":85,"_11":86,"_25":87,"_27":88,"_29":89,"_31":78,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":90,"_50":51,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":86,"_56":39,"_57":39},1369,"candied yams","casserole",765275471,"Mmm, vegetables coated in sugar. Why not have some caramel broccoli? How about a hot-fudge asparagus spear? How about pineapple on a pizza? Yeesh.",50,{"_16":46,"_18":92,"_20":93},4784,{"_22":94,"_11":95,"_25":96,"_27":97,"_29":98,"_31":78,"_33":34,"_35":39,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":51,"_50":51,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":-5,"_56":39,"_57":39},933,"candy cane","candycane",6445454,"This is a candy cane. It's like a regular cane, only smaller, and if you tried to use it to help you walk, your hands would get all sticky.",{"_16":46,"_18":100,"_20":101},507,{"_22":102,"_11":103,"_25":104,"_27":105,"_29":106,"_31":107,"_33":34,"_35":39,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":51,"_50":67,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":108,"_56":39,"_57":39},1404,"colored-light "necklace"","lightneck",758126558,"This is a \"necklace\" made of an electrical cord and a string of colored lights. Y'know. For your neck.","acc","colored-light "necklaces"",{"_16":46,"_18":59,"_20":110},{"_22":111,"_11":112,"_25":63,"_27":113,"_29":114,"_31":66,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":39,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":67,"_50":68,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":-5,"_56":39,"_57":39},1420,"green traffic cone",381637331,"This is a big cone of bright green plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!
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Rank	Item	Quantity
#21	1.21 jigawatts	10
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#1464	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#1964	candied yams	3
#4784	candy cane	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#2084	herbal stuffing	2
#9	red traffic cone	1
#1903	tofurkey gravy	3
#1885	tofurkey leg	3
#525	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2