Sundancer

RankItemQuantity
#892Cloaca grenade11
#340Cloaca-Cola111
#321Cloaca-Cola c-rations11
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#816Dyspepsi grenade11
#545Dyspepsi-Cola111
#267Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations11
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1206Mob Penguin cellular phone9
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#98basic meat fez1
#100basic meat kilt1
#86basic meat skirt1
#1654blood flower1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#871empty blowgun1
#303fez of etymology1
#158funky brass fez1
#86furry kilt1
#48gnauga hide skirt1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#77hippopotamus kilt1
#57hippopotamus skirt1
#682iron pasta spoon6
#1184kneecapping stick5
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1136mafia aria10
#90penguinskin mini-kilt1
#84penguinskin mini-skirt1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#273porquoise bracelet1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#251porquoise ring1
#912scroll of pasta summoning7
#104sequined fez1
#87sticky meat kilt1
#62sticky meat skirt1
#1041support cummerbund3
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#80yakskin kilt1
#63yakskin skirt1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 381 items total!

what items are this player missing?