| #891 | Cloaca grenade | 11 |
| #339 | Cloaca-Cola | 111 |
| #320 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 11 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #816 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #546 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 111 |
| #267 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 11 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1207 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #912 | scroll of pasta summoning | 7 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #63 | yakskin skirt | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |