| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #455 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 5 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #743 | asbestos ore | 5 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #747 | awful poetry journal | 67 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #788 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #777 | chrome ore | 3 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1097 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1165 | drywall axe | 6 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #799 | eyepatch | 3 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #435 | frilly skirt | 7 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #451 | giant needle | 69 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #43 | hippo skin buckler | 5 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #470 | wolf mask | 32 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
Wow, that's 248 items total!
what items are this player missing?