| #454 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 5 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1100 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #738 | asbestos ore | 5 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #748 | awful poetry journal | 67 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #790 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #775 | chrome ore | 3 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1164 | drywall axe | 6 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #798 | eyepatch | 3 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #436 | frilly skirt | 7 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #451 | giant needle | 69 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #43 | hippo skin buckler | 5 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #469 | wolf mask | 32 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |