| #195 | Angry Farmer candy | 815 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #1034 | Crown of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #45 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 35 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #129 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 757 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #97 | Venus flytrap | 3 |
| #133 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,491 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #1100 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #210 | awful poetry journal | 837 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #603 | baconstone | 13 |
| #2313 | badass belt | 22 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #229 | chaos butterfly | 1,244 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #241 | disturbing fanfic | 789 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #170 | furry fur | 925 |
| #119 | giant needle | 803 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #46 | gilded lily | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1416 | green beer | 4 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #151 | heavy D | 968 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #36 | magical mystery juice | 4,000 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #137 | original G | 1,181 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #523 | penguin skin | 82 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #310 | plot hole | 516 |
| #507 | porquoise | 15 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #125 | probability potion | 848 |
| #133 | procrastination potion | 849 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #179 | thin black candle | 1,515 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #696 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #438 | urinal cake | 3 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #130 | wolf mask | 356 |
| #494 | yeti fur | 206 |