| #195 | Angry Farmer candy | 815 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1332 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #1038 | Crown of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #45 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 35 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #129 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 757 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #97 | Venus flytrap | 3 |
| #133 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,491 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #210 | awful poetry journal | 837 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #608 | baconstone | 13 |
| #2311 | badass belt | 22 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #5528 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #229 | chaos butterfly | 1,244 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #241 | disturbing fanfic | 789 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #170 | furry fur | 925 |
| #119 | giant needle | 803 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #46 | gilded lily | 2 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1417 | green beer | 4 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #151 | heavy D | 968 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #36 | magical mystery juice | 4,000 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #137 | original G | 1,181 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #524 | penguin skin | 82 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #310 | plot hole | 516 |
| #510 | porquoise | 15 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #125 | probability potion | 848 |
| #133 | procrastination potion | 849 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #565 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #180 | thin black candle | 1,515 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #699 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #439 | urinal cake | 3 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #130 | wolf mask | 356 |
| #496 | yeti fur | 206 |