| #793 | Cloaca grenade | 14 |
| #788 | Cloaca-Cola | 27 |
| #495 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #426 | Dyspepsi grenade | 31 |
| #849 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 59 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #106 | petrified time | 4 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |