| #796 | Cloaca grenade | 14 |
| #789 | Cloaca-Cola | 27 |
| #496 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #428 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #427 | Dyspepsi grenade | 31 |
| #849 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 59 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #104 | petrified time | 4 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #1203 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |