| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #1022 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
| #23 | ert grey goo ring | 42 |
| #496 | ga-ga radio | 2 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #416 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #500 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #280 | that gum you like | 1 |