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\nWait a minute, a blue traffic cone? Who ever heard of a blue traffic cone? It must have been outside of a blue house with a blue little window. Anyway, stay tuned for my new single, \"The Traffic Cone Blues.\"",60,{"_16":17,"_18":90,"_20":91},1292,{"_22":92,"_11":93,"_25":94,"_27":95,"_29":96,"_31":64,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":17,"_46":39,"_47":88,"_49":97,"_50":39,"_51":39,"_52":98,"_54":39,"_55":39},230,"dead guy's watch","watch",678672280,"This is a dead guy's watch. Wearing this will probably help you get places on time.",50,"dead guys' watches",{"_16":100,"_18":71,"_20":101},16,{"_22":102,"_11":103,"_25":104,"_27":105,"_29":106,"_31":34,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":17,"_46":39,"_47":17,"_49":107,"_50":39,"_51":39,"_52":108,"_54":39,"_55":39},304,"dry noodles","pasta",855158494,"These are dry noodles. There is nothing clever which can be said about them.",0,"bunches of dry noodles",{"_16":17,"_18":110,"_20":111},303,{"_22":112,"_11":113,"_25":114,"_27":115,"_29":116,"_31":76,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":17,"_46":39,"_47":117,"_49":118,"_50":39,"_51":39,"_52":119,"_54":39,"_55":39},955,"fez of etymology","etyfez",434649239,"This powerful enchanted fez bestows upon its wearer the ability to instantly discern the origin of any word he or she encounters.\n

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\nThis cone would've been far less effective back in the days when the roads were paved with grass. Which is to say the days when there weren't any roads. So I guess they didn't really need traffic cones, anyway.",{"_16":17,"_18":127,"_20":128},150,{"_22":129,"_11":130,"_25":131,"_27":132,"_29":133,"_31":32,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":17,"_46":39,"_47":48,"_49":118,"_50":39,"_51":39,"_52":134,"_54":39,"_55":39},396,"penguin shorts","pshorts",247576562,"These are shorts made of penguin skin. There wasn't enough skin to make long pants. These allow you to slide around pretty quickly on your ass. You know, like penguins do.","pairs of penguin shorts",{"_16":17,"_18":136,"_20":137},1205,{"_22":138,"_11":139,"_25":140,"_27":141,"_29":142,"_31":64,"_33":34,"_35":39,"_37":39,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":17,"_46":39,"_47":107,"_49":143,"_50":39,"_51":39,"_52":144,"_54":39,"_55":39},2443,"pink glowstick","glowstick",199035416,"This is a stick made of some enchanted material that glows a bright pink when in the presence of repetitive, electronic music. It's small enough that you can put it in your mouth, and then walk around to all of your friends saying \"Look at me! I'm the thing that only eats radioactive cotton candy!\"",20,"pink glowstyx",{"_16":17,"_18":146,"_20":147},9,{"_22":148,"_11":149,"_25":85,"_27":150,"_29":151,"_31":76,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":39,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":17,"_46":39,"_47":66,"_49":88,"_50":39,"_51":39,"_52":-5,"_54":39,"_55":39},1306,"red traffic cone",250843485,"This is a big cone of bright red plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!
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Rank	Item	Quantity
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#770	dry noodles	16
#303	fez of etymology	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#150	penguin shorts	1
#1205	pink glowstick	1
#9	red traffic cone	1
#104	sequined fez	1