| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1369 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #679 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 5 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #840 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 60 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1013 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #877 | anticheese | 2 |
| #80 | attention spanner | 2 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #815 | bowl of cottage cheese | 7 |
| #1107 | broken skull | 2 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #893 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1009 | cranberries | 4 |
| #1292 | eggnog | 9 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #1512 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #1226 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #2499 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2861 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4860 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #6102 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #6203 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |