| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1364 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #677 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 5 |
| #880 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #840 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 60 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1012 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #878 | anticheese | 2 |
| #80 | attention spanner | 2 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #815 | bowl of cottage cheese | 7 |
| #1108 | broken skull | 2 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #895 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1005 | cranberries | 4 |
| #1292 | eggnog | 9 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #1513 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #1225 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |