| #875 | Ent cider | 3 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #172 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2311 | badass belt | 22 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #54 | bum cheek | 370 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #957 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #27 | dirty hobo gloves | 1,760 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #248 | green balloon | 20 |
| #1196 | green beer | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #141 | moxie weed | 193 |
| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #822 | portable corkscrew | 8 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1192 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #94 | spork | 26 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #63 | wooden figurine | 13 |