| #875 | Ent cider | 3 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #531 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2313 | badass belt | 22 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #54 | bum cheek | 370 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #957 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #27 | dirty hobo gloves | 1,760 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #248 | green balloon | 20 |
| #1194 | green beer | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #141 | moxie weed | 193 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #822 | portable corkscrew | 8 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1193 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #94 | spork | 26 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1707 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #62 | wooden figurine | 13 |