| #1579 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #642 | Cloaca-Cola | 43 |
| #944 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1057 | Dyspepsi grenade | 7 |
| #1253 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 20 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2666 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2555 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2376 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2623 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #562 | broken skull | 22 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #766 | green beer | 13 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2308 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1767 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #363 | line | 159 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1847 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #1365 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2535 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #2035 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1647 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #230 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #694 | squashed frog | 8 |
| #990 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 21 |
| #1137 | tomato | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1801 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2819 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |