AngryNori

RankItemQuantity
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#796Cloaca grenade14
#514Cloaca-Cola64
#943Cloaca-Cola c-rations2
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#477Cold Hots candy10
#340Doc's Miracle Cure3
#589Dyspepsi grenade21
#1281Dyspepsi-Cola19
#501Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations6
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#332Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#268Imp Ale770
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#622blood flower10
#166bloody beer172
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#545can of fake snow1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1828easter egg balloon12
#871empty blowgun1
#1909green beer1
#81ice-cold Sir Schlitz4,540
#1059ice-cold Willer12
#665loaded serum blowgun6
#570lovecat tail1
#30orange traffic cone1
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#531plastic passion fruit2
#835procrastination potion11
#134questionable taco4
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#478tree skirt1
#740white chocolate chip cookies1
#756zombie pineal gland6

Wow, that's 5,712 items total!

what items are this player missing?