| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #181 | Cloaca grenade | 96 |
| #63 | Cloaca-Cola | 805 |
| #186 | Dyspepsi grenade | 73 |
| #58 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1,404 |
| #135 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 4 |
| #99 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 88 |
| #133 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 4 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #94 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 13 |
| #139 | filthy hippy poncho | 4 |
| #91 | frilly shirt | 7 |
| #5 | gnauga hide | 8,887 |
| #145 | goth kid t-shirt | 41 |
| #103 | harem girl t-shirt | 12 |
| #117 | pirate shirt | 17 |
| #5 | safety vest | 58 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #142 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 5 |
| #165 | star shirt | 2 |
| #29 | supportive bra | 359 |
| #123 | vampire collar | 18 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |