| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #692 | 334 scroll | 3 |
| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #568 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 4 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #635 | bar skin | 10 |
| #820 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #213 | bat guano | 77 |
| #213 | bat wing | 83 |
| #267 | batblade | 11 |
| #319 | batgut | 92 |
| #574 | big red clown nose | 7 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #425 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #568 | bloody clown pants | 6 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1148 | blue pixel | 3 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #542 | bottle of gin | 25 |
| #1215 | bottle of rum | 6 |
| #1133 | bottle of tequila | 3 |
| #822 | bottle of vodka | 7 |
| #1094 | bottle of whiskey | 6 |
| #773 | box | 6 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #1108 | broken skull | 2 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #671 | bugbear beanie | 5 |
| #706 | bugbear bungguard | 4 |
| #557 | bum cheek | 13 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #734 | cast | 8 |
| #255 | cat appendix | 16 |
| #395 | catgut | 14 |
| #1367 | chaos butterfly | 9 |
| #566 | chef's hat | 10 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #775 | chrome ore | 3 |
| #875 | dark potion | 2 |
| #278 | hill of beans | 88 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |