| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #693 | 334 scroll | 3 |
| #682 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #568 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 4 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #634 | bar skin | 10 |
| #822 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #215 | bat guano | 77 |
| #214 | bat wing | 83 |
| #269 | batblade | 11 |
| #319 | batgut | 92 |
| #575 | big red clown nose | 7 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #425 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #568 | bloody clown pants | 6 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1152 | blue pixel | 3 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #545 | bottle of gin | 25 |
| #1217 | bottle of rum | 6 |
| #1133 | bottle of tequila | 3 |
| #821 | bottle of vodka | 7 |
| #1095 | bottle of whiskey | 6 |
| #771 | box | 6 |
| #5008 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #1108 | broken skull | 2 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #670 | bugbear beanie | 5 |
| #706 | bugbear bungguard | 4 |
| #557 | bum cheek | 13 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #733 | cast | 8 |
| #255 | cat appendix | 16 |
| #395 | catgut | 14 |
| #1369 | chaos butterfly | 9 |
| #564 | chef's hat | 10 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #776 | chrome ore | 3 |
| #876 | dark potion | 2 |
| #278 | hill of beans | 88 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |