| #378 | 1-ball | 13 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #327 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 25 |
| #273 | 2-ball | 18 |
| #364 | 3-ball | 13 |
| #315 | 30669 scroll | 29 |
| #340 | 33398 scroll | 54 |
| #126 | 334 scroll | 58 |
| #471 | 4-ball | 9 |
| #361 | 5-ball | 13 |
| #342 | 6-ball | 14 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #219 | 668 scroll | 5 |
| #397 | 7-ball | 12 |
| #402 | 8-ball | 67 |
| #296 | 9-ball | 3 |
| #658 | Amulet of Yendor | 26 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #799 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #257 | black plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #222 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 24 |
| #280 | black striped oyster egg | 17 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #655 | blue plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #483 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #783 | brick | 44 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #469 | encoder ring | 34 |
| #333 | fake fake vomit | 97 |
| #532 | fake hand | 52 |
| #798 | green candy heart | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #459 | jazz soap | 65 |
| #327 | joybuzzer | 92 |
| #815 | lavender candy heart | 5 |
| #838 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #753 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #475 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #43 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #406 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 74 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #326 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #279 | mauve striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #585 | mood ring | 5 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #389 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #451 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #848 | orange candy heart | 6 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 35 |
| #438 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 71 |
| #806 | pink candy heart | 5 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #611 | puce plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #248 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #592 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #196 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #386 | rubber emo roe | 83 |
| #20 | seal tooth | 9,060 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #835 | white candy heart | 5 |
| #364 | whoopie cushion | 87 |
| #444 | wind-up chattering teeth | 73 |
| #550 | x-ray specs | 34 |
| #988 | yellow candy heart | 5 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #566 | yellow snowcone | 59 |
| #191 | yellow striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |