| #375 | 1-ball | 13 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #327 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 25 |
| #270 | 2-ball | 18 |
| #361 | 3-ball | 13 |
| #315 | 30669 scroll | 29 |
| #340 | 33398 scroll | 54 |
| #125 | 334 scroll | 58 |
| #468 | 4-ball | 9 |
| #357 | 5-ball | 13 |
| #338 | 6-ball | 14 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #218 | 668 scroll | 5 |
| #394 | 7-ball | 12 |
| #399 | 8-ball | 67 |
| #293 | 9-ball | 3 |
| #658 | Amulet of Yendor | 26 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #798 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #257 | black plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #222 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 24 |
| #280 | black striped oyster egg | 17 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #655 | blue plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #483 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #782 | brick | 44 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #469 | encoder ring | 34 |
| #333 | fake fake vomit | 97 |
| #531 | fake hand | 52 |
| #799 | green candy heart | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #457 | jazz soap | 65 |
| #326 | joybuzzer | 92 |
| #816 | lavender candy heart | 5 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #474 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #44 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #403 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 74 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #325 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #279 | mauve striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #587 | mood ring | 5 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #389 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #450 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #849 | orange candy heart | 6 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 35 |
| #437 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 71 |
| #807 | pink candy heart | 5 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #611 | puce plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #247 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #591 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #195 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #385 | rubber emo roe | 83 |
| #20 | seal tooth | 9,060 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #834 | white candy heart | 5 |
| #364 | whoopie cushion | 87 |
| #441 | wind-up chattering teeth | 73 |
| #551 | x-ray specs | 34 |
| #990 | yellow candy heart | 5 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1582 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #568 | yellow snowcone | 59 |
| #191 | yellow striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |